Warning: This post has adult language and adult humor. If you are offended by such things, please do not read any further.

This is a collection of some of the worse book titles to ever hit the bookshelves. Seriously, these book are for sale to the public. As you will see by the “look inside” stickers on the tops of some of the photos, I found most of them on Amazon.

Here’s a collection to enhance the spiritual side of your life:  Does this first one look like a battery-powered dildo? Or is it just me?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Everyone loves books. Pick this up for your little sister:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and perhaps for grandma:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don’t forget grandpa:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and for dad:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know a lot of my readers are genealogy buffs, so here’s one especially for you:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you have a child from a sperm donor, consider these treasures: The Pea that was Me: A Sperm Donor Story (I can’t wait to read that one!) or Thank You For Your Sperm. I imagine the sequel to that would be: Sure, No Problem.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The most important books in the world are the ones for children. Remember treasuring your books as a child? Here are a few of my favorites: The Night Dad Went to Jail

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All my friends are dead

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and my all-time favorite: Go the F#&* to Sleep

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you still can’t find a book that calls to you, try this feel-good story: The Universe Doesn’t Give a Flying F#&* About You