Ancestry – or – Why I Am So Jacked Up – Parents and Grandparents

That title is a total fabrication. In reality, I come from strong, sturdy stock. My ancestors hail from England, Ireland, Scotland, and places of incredibly hardy men and women in Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Alabama and Mississippi. I’ve studied my ancestors for about 25 years and have built up quite a collection of information, pictures, certificates and documents. I need a place to put all this stuff. How about here?

Let’s start with mom and dad…

Father: Andrew Frank “Andy” Crane II 1940-1994. Andy was born in Mississippi and died of complication of a pituitary tumor removal in Tennessee at the age of 54. He married my mom in 1960 at age 19. They divorced when I was small, and he married another woman and had 2 sons. I have no full-blooded brothers or sisters, but I do have 2 half-brothers from his second marriage, along with 2 sister-in-laws, 3 nieces and 2 nephews.

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Mother: Linda Faye Culpepper 1944-2001. My mother was also born in Mississippi and was 15 when she and my dad were married. She gave birth to  me at age 18. After their divorce, she moved to Michigan with her second husband, dragging me to the snow and ice. She made her living as a nurse. She died in Michigan following a fall from her balcony at the age of 56.

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Grandparents:

Andrew Frank “Frank” Crane I 1903-1979  and Margaret Azalea Pickett 1919-2006

Frank and Azalea were both born in Mississippi. He died in Mississippi at age 76, and she died at age 87 in Florida while living with her daughter. Grandpa Frank was the strong, silent type. He was quite a bit older than his wife, and as I remember, was already retired when I was small. “Miss Crane” (she would not allow us to call her “grandmother”) was a nurse. I don’t remember much of them due to my move to Michigan. I only saw them on summer vacations, but spent most of my time there with my cousins (who lived next door) and Miss Crane’s mother (who lived next door to my cousins).  Grandpa Frank was married previously and had two boys and two girls in the 1920s and 1930s. He and Miss Crane had one boy and one girl in the 1940s. The girl, my aunt, had three daughters (yes, the cousins who lived next door). Sometime in the early 2000s, my aunt and Miss Crane moved to Florida. Frank is buried in the family cemetery in Mississippi, and Miss Crane has a headstone there also; however, her ashes remain with her daughter in Florida.

Apparently, Ms Crane was not the most “domestic” woman in the world. I heard a story that my mother went to the house and found Ms Crane “mopping” the kitchen floor by using the hose from outside to “wash” it and mopping it out the back door.  😀

Grandpa and Miss Crane

Frank with brothers Horace T. and Thomas Jackson “Tommy”

Earl Wilmer Culpepper 1914-1994 and Ina Inez Burk 1915-1975

“Papaw” and “Mamaw” were both born and died in Mississippi. They married in 1937 and had 2 daughters who were 7 years apart in age. I seem to remember my mother saying there was either a boy stillborn between them or that she was the twin of a stillborn boy. I can’t find any documentation of this, and there is no one left to ask.

My aunt married and had three boys. While my aunt was delivering her third boy, my mother babysat the older two boys. They were 2 and 3 yrs at the time. After spending a week with two toddlers, my mother said, and I quote, “I will never, ever have children.” Nine months to the day after the third boy was born, I was born. Never say never.

Mamaw was a seamstress at the local shirt factory, and Papaw work in the shipping department. She was a fabulous cook, which is what killed her. She died of complications following open heart surgery at age 59. Papaw married a lady from the factory after Mamaw’s death, and we kind of lost track of him after that. He was pretty involved with his new family (the lady had 2 teenage daughters still at home).  He loved to fish and hunt and play his guitar and drink. He died following a stroke at age 80. Mamaw and Papaw are buried next to each other in Newton County, Mississippi.

Story: Not only did Papaw like to fish and hunt, there is also a story that he liked to walk down to the swamp in the dark and catch big frogs. I guess one day when he returned, Mamaw was not happy with him for some reason, perhaps just wondering where he had been. So, to show her what he had been doing, he dumped the bucket of live frogs on the kitchen floor. I can just imagine big frogs jumping around the kitchen.

Papaw and Mamaw

Me and my 3 boy cousins with Mamaw and Papaw

Coming Soon: Ancestry – or- Why I Am So Jacked Up – Great Grandparents

Featuring – The Great Grandparents!! Don’t miss the stories of  the Irishman, the Choctaw Indian, the moonshiner who went to prison for murder, a picture of baby grandpa, and the sad, sad story of the young woman who died three months after her 10 month old son died. Was it suicide, medical negligence, or as the death certificate says, acute melancholia?

Stay tuned…

The Only Child

THE ONLY CHILD

One learns how to play fair
One learns how to forgive
And how to forget
One learns there is an even playing field
One learns there is always tomorrow
And there is always someone by your side to share it
Unless one is an only child
There is no “fair” when the grown-ups always win
There is no “forgiveness” when the stakes are not even
There is no “forgetting”
Ever
I’ll tell you what
You distract her
And I’ll steal the cookies
I hope it’s not to late to re-learn

The Unknown

THE UNKNOWN

I face the unknown
I breathe
I face uncertainty
I breathe
A chance for devastating defeat
An equal chance for immeasurable victory
At this moment
I breathe
Defeat is inevitable only if I quit
Victory is eventually gained if I continue
I breathe
I continue
I choose victory

Author Extraordinaire… more or less

Who knew writing a book would be so complicated and time consuming?  I had a dream about 6 months ago. You know how you wake up from a dream and think it would make a great movie, but the more you think about it, the more it just doesn’t make any sense? Well, I woke up from THIS dream and could not go back to sleep. The details were so vivid, and the emotion was so raw. I got out of bed and jotted down the whole story…and was still obsessively writing when daylight arrived.

The next morning, I told my husband about it, and he said, “You have to write the whole story down. That would make an excellent movie.”

Later that evening, we were having dinner with our kids. I told them about it, and my daughter said, “Oh, I just got goosebumps. You have to write a book.”

On the way home, my husband and I were discussing how to write a book and what to do with it once it’s finished. We passed a billboard that said something like, “Publish Your Book! Go to blahblahblah.com”.  Are you kidding me?? Okay fine. I’ll write the damn book already.

I did some research as far as getting a manuscript to a publisher vs. self-publishing and found that it was all do-able. Getting the finished product into the hands of readers is a whole different story. Marketing, social media, book readings, etc. I don’t know that I want to be a world-renowned author. I just have a story to tell. But then again, so did some very successful authors.

So…I’m writing a book.

Six months into it, and about 1/2 way done, I’m losing my focus. I know that the process of any creation is to lose some drive at this point, and that it will come back in full force soon, but I’m anxious to have it finished. The hardest part is done. The chronological order of sequences and histories was the most difficult part to tackle. I almost put a full-blown life-size story board on the walls of my office to make sure all the pieces fit together. That was a pain in the you-know-what. But thank goodness, that part is now done and over.

Now, I’m at the next hardest part…the second half of the book is a ghost story. I can see living people and ghosts communicating on the big screen, but I’m finding it extremely difficult to put that same vision into print. I guess I just have to tackle it and see what happens. Maybe I should forego the book idea and just write a screen play.

And, maybe when it’s finished, I’ll post the first couple chapters here.

….in about 2 years….

Long Time, No See

Wow! It’s been a long, long time since I’ve been here. I miss this place. I wish I could come here and write every day, but I seem to have had a writer’s block…or a crappy Winter…or a little bit of both.

Life has been busy. I quit my day job (YIPPEE) and went back to playing full time. What a blast! Making lots of money and having a great time doing it. I’m also helping my hubby build a new web site. The admin aspect is right up my alley, and I’m really excited about it.

The boy is away at school. The girl got her own apartment and moved out. Guess it’s just hubby and the dogs. We only have two now. We had to put our Golden down in October. That sucked. I still miss him deeply.

I’ll come up with some interesting stories to write about soon, because I know this entry is a big-time snoozer.

So, RIP Sunny – We love you.

09/22/97 – 10/23/09

Bats In My Belfry!

Last night I learned what to do when a BAT gets in your house.

First, the whole family (husband included) crouches down to the floor and shrieks like little girls every time it flies by. And, let me tell you, that little thing flies very, very fast, and my family shrieks very, very loudly.

Second, daughter stands on the front porch with the door open, calling, “Here bat, here bat.”
(Yeah, maybe that’ll work…and she’s the smart one of the bunch.)

Third, everyone grab a weapon!!!
Towel, Broom, Bed Sheet, Couch Pillow – check, check and check.
Now, don’t actually use the weapon. If the bat comes near you, crouch down, cover your head with the weapon, and shriek loudly. This will screw up the bat radar and cause it become disoriented and fly away. (Well, that’s the plan anyway.)

Finally, after it flies out the door, look for it for a half hour, because no one actually saw it fly out the door due to hiding behind sheets and towels and brooms and all that crouching and shrieking.

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That was quite an interesting event. I wish I had pictures.

The Golden Child

Since Boo was born, he’s been The Golden Child. Everything the kid touches turns to gold. No effort, no worries, just pure luck.

When he was in second grade, he came home with one of those Morley Candy order forms to raise money for school. He had it in his desk for three weeks, and the night before it was due, he finally brought it home. For every $50 he got in candy orders, he would get in the drawing for the 9 lb chocolate easter bunny. I felt sorry for him, so I bought $50 worth of crap. The next day, the kid comes out of school carrying the damn 9 lb chocolate easter bunny.

See?

The Golden Child

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Last week he started college. He’s getting his degree in digital animation.

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He took classes during his senior year and over the summer at the local community college, so he only has to take 4 classes per semester for 3 years to graduate, except for 1 extra class we need to squeeze in there somewhere.

Last night he called to tell me he showed his 2D animation instructor one of his drawings, to which the instructor said, “Who put you in my class? Why are you in my class? This is what the advanced 3D animation class is working on.”

After a lot of drama with 2 instructors and his adviser, they put him in the advanced class and gave him the credits for the 2D class. They didn’t know how to go about giving him the credits, because in the words of the adviser, “we’ve never done this before.” But I guess they got it figured out.

The Golden Child doesn’t have that extra class to squeeze in now. And, now his instructors know he’s good. One of the graduates from last year got a job as an animator at Pixar, so I can see where this is heading….

Here’s his pictures:

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No Pomp, Just Circumstance

My Boo finally graduated. He didn’t TRY to graduate. Never did homework or participate in things like the National Honor Society. He just finished the classes and got the diploma. He’s a good kid, but not the Go-Getter of the family. He even lost his cap to his goofy sister.

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At this point, she pushed him out of the picture and said, “Ok, take one of just me now.”

Poor Boo.

I’m a happy momma.

🙂

LMNOPeee

The terms of my new employment include a drug screening. Since I’m such a baby that I won’t even take an aspirin unless I’m dying, I have no problem with this at all. I pick up the “request” from my office and trot down to the nearest clinic. I never had a drug test before. This will be something new and interesting.

When I walk in, I notice about a gazillion people sitting in the waiting room. The nice lady behind the desk asks for my “request” form and my driver’s license, which I dig out of my purse and place in front of her. She makes a copy of them, places them on a clipboard with some other papers, hands the clipboard to me, and tells me to “have a seat and fill these out” and that I would be called shortly.

You know how people say you should learn something every day to keep your mind sharp? Today I learned that “shortly” is a relative term.

Now keep in mind as you read this that I am dieting. I am a certified nutritionist and well aware of what one must do to lose weight. I am, therefore, drinking enough water every day to get my camel all the way across the parched Sahara and back. This being said, you can imagine that I have to pee ALL the time.

Ok, so I sit down and fill out the papers. The information consisted of name, address, social security number, driver’s license number and phone. Well, that took all of 20 seconds. I look up and count 14 people and think, This might take a while. As I look around, I am beginning to notice the faint sensation of having to pee. That’s good, right? After all, that’s why I’m here. I look at the clock – 2:00 pm on the dot. I also notice a sign on the wall stating: The Use Of Cell Phones Is Strictly Prohibited In This Area.

Meanwhile, the man next to me uses his cell phone to call his wife to complain that he’s been here “forever” and is going to be late. I hear a funny song-type sound coming from the man across from me. He pulls out his cell phone and says, “hello?” A lady came in to join her husband and proceeds to call their daughter to see if she is home from school yet.

Glance at the clock – 2:15.

The lady tells her husband that she has to pee and asks him where the restroom is. He said it is IN the office and you have to get the nice lady at the desk to buzz you through the door. She says, “Oh, I’ll just wait.”

I think I have to pee too.

I watch the television for a few minutes, but it’s on a sports channel and doesn’t interest me. Nothing against basketball, but it’s not my thing. Totally bored now.

Clock? 2:29.

I hope they hurry. I do have to pee now.

They call a few people through the magic door into the inner sanctum of the office, and a couple more people come in, get their little clipboards and sit down.

2:44.

Yep, I definitely have to pee now.

I could go ask the nice lady at the desk to buzz me in so I could use the bathroom, but what would happen if they called me next and I had no pee to give them? That would be embarrassing, wouldn’t it? I’ll just wait. I’m not a two-year-old for goodness sakes. I can hold my bladder.

Hey! There’s a magazine with Angelina Jolie’s picture on the front. She’s so pretty. I wonder if her and Brad have adopted any of Madonna’s children. I hobble over the get the magazine and come back to my seat. I realize as I move that I really have to pee more than I initially though.

Clock? 2:59.

I’ll just keep my thoughts occupied elsewhere by reading this lovely magazine, because I really have to pee now.

I decide to just look at the pictures. I can’t seem to focus on the words because my eyeballs are starting to swim.

There’s that funny song-type sound again. The man says, “hello?”

The door to the inner sanctum opens to call another name. Not my name. Damn, I wish they’d hurry up. I finish the magazine pictures and look up at the clock.

3:20.

I re-adjust my butt on the chair so I can cross my legs.

The lady makes another phone call to the daughter to tell her to watch her little brother and that they’ll be home soon.

The man who has been waiting “forever” and will be late is finally called into the office.

Another person comes in, takes the little clipboard and sits down. Poor soul. I hope you don’t have to pee. You’re gonna be here a while.

A few more people are called into the office.

I don’t want to look at the clock, but this is getting ridiculous. I squint at it with one eye – 3:45. I think my bladder is about to explode.

I really, really have to pee now. Really. I’m not kidding.

I look around the room and notice that the crowd has really thinned out. Time? 4:05. There are only 6 or so people left. I really, really, really have to pee. My teeth are starting to float. I know at this point I cannot ask the nice lady behind the desk to buzz me in to use the bathroom, because I’m going to be called in any minute.

Aaannnyyy minute now.

I try in vain to see if I recognize any of these people from when I came in.  Let’s see…

Mr. I’m-Gonna-Be-Late is gone. Mr. Funny-Song-Cell-Phone is gone. The lady is still here with her husband. Was he here when I got here? I can’t remember. My brain is starting to get fuzzy. Maybe I could buy his spot from him. After all, the wife is here to keep him company, and the daughter is home with strict instructions to look after her brother. I wonder how much money I have in my purse?

Suddenly, the office door opens and the nurse says a name. Nobody moves. Maybe it was my name she said. I can’t think straight. I listen as she says it again. “Joseph?”

Shit, not me. Maybe I could fake it. Do I look like a Joseph? A man stands and walks toward her. I think for a moment that he is pretty scrawny and I can take him, but by the time I uncross my legs and get ready for the tackle, they are gone. The magic door to my relief is closed once again. Why do they have a buzzer on it? Is it to keep people like me out? What if someone has to pee? Like me? The next time the door opens, I’m going to sprint through it – if I can actually sprint without wetting my pants.

I swear I’m next. I have to be. I don’t recognize any of these people. I HAVE to be next. I cross my legs again and look up at the clock – 4:12.

Ok people. This isn’t funny anymore. I don’t think I can even take a step without peeing my pants. There’s only 4 or 5 of us left in the waiting room. I don’t know. I can’t count anymore. I’m sure all of these people came in after me. Except for the man with his wife. I know SHE came in after me, but I don’t remember if I saw him when I first walked in.

At this point, the wife says she can’t take it anymore and moves toward the nice lady behind the desk. Oh My God! She’s going to pee. Please take me with you! I won’t be a problem, I promise. I’ll just tag along behind you. You won’t even know I’m there.

At that moment, the magic door of relief opens and the nurse calls my name. THANK GOD!!! I can finally pee. As I painfully stand up, I glance at the clock – 4:35. Holy shit, I have to pee RIGHT NOW. NO – don’t pee yet! Hang on just one more minute. One more minute. Hang on!

As I walk through the doorway held open by Miss Nurse, I notice she has a beard. Beard? This is turning into a really weird experience. I want to look at his/her chest to see if he/she is really a girl or a guy, but my brain is about to explode, and I don’t think I can take in any more information.

Miss/Mr. Nurse says, “Put your purse in the locker and your coat on the hook.”

Ok, I can do that. When do I get to pee?

“Sign right here.”

Ok, done. Pee?

He/She then says, “Do you have anything in your pockets?”

I say, “No, I don’t have any pockets.” When do I get to pee?

He/She draws a line on a cup and says, “Fill it up to here,” pointing to the line.

No problem. I probably can give you more if you want, but it has to be NOW.
He/She then continues, “Go in there,” pointing to the bathroom, “and don’t flush when you are through.”

“Ok,” I said.

Give me the freakin’ cup lady…man…whatever! I have to pee RIGHT NOW!!!

I grab the cup from her wretched little boy/girl hand and go into the bathroom. Yep, today I wore the pants with 14 zillion buttons to undo. Crap! Buttons. Hurry. Fingers aren’t working fast enough. Hurry. Stupid buttons. Maybe I should just rip them off. I can sew them on again later, right? Relief is right there if you would just freakin’ hurry, for god’s sake.

I sit down and realize I don’t really give a flyin’ hoot about the drug test, but I figure I better catch some in the cup, up to the line, ya know, just cuz I’m here and all.

Did you ever have to go to the bathroom so bad that when you finally did, it felt like you had an orgasm? That was the best pee EVER! Do you think they’d get upset if I lit up a cigarette right here, right now?

Now, what did she say about flushing? I don’t think I was listening at that point. I notice a sign on the wall, “Do Not Flush After Donating – Nurse Will Flush For You.” Oh. Thank goodness that’s there. Ok, I won’t flush. I wondered about the people using their cell phones in front of the No Cell Phone sign. They’d probably flush, but not me. No sir. I can actually follow directions.

I emerge from my orgasmic pee and give Miss/Mr. Nurse my cup and she/he has me sign something else. Thank god that’s over. I’m almost crying with joy. I can’t wait to get out of there.

On the way out, they give me a piece of paper to give to my employer.

That’s it? No sucker or lollypop or anything? I sit here in agony for two and a half hours, and all I get is a piece of paper? You people suck.

Another Day, Another Dollar Two Ninety Eight

As with everyone else in the Good Ole U S of A, I’m sooo broke….

(insert crowd) How broke are you?

I’m so broke, I can’t even pay attention.

Da, Bum, Dum!

Yeah, money is tight. Tighter than usual. Waaayyy tighter than usual.

Hubby took a 10% pay cut. I took a $15k lesser paying job, then a 10% pay cut on top of that. I usually make a very good living playing music professionally whether I currently maintain a day job or not, but with everyone else being tight also, there aren’t many music jobs to be had. A few here and there, but it’s more like pizza money, than anything substantial.

So, we all sat down at the dining room table and had a meeting. We decided as a family “business”, we needed to cut our expenses. We got rid of the land line, since we all have cell phones. We got rid of the gym membership, since we seldom use it anyway. We got rid of the DVR and HD TV. I think hubby is going to cry over that one.

That’s about all we could cut. We stopped going out to dinner a long, long time ago. And, I’m not much of a mall shopper, so we don’t have store bills.

So, to top it all off, the boy graduated from high school this week, and I needed to get him a present. Six years ago, I bought his sister a 2003 Jeep Liberty for graduation. I had money then. I paid cash.

Now, what in the world can I do for the boy when I have nothing??

Hmmmm…..

How about this????….

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OH HELL YEAH!!

He can’t get the smile off his face.

I charged it.

😛